Friday, September 23, 2005

Mga Funny Characters sa Gym

Ayan... I'm a health bum kuno... dahil sa mga namamatay sa stroke, liver cancer at heart attack na mga jeepney drivers sa TJODA, i've decided to make a move on my wellness... grabe sossy... wellness daw. Binutas ko ang aking alkansya at nag enroll ng lifetime membership sa slimmer's world. say nyo? Inisip ko kasing magandang investment dahil... una... madaming sexing matrona... pangalawa... meron din namang di matrona... pangatlo dahil dag dag pogi points para maibig ako ni Tsami... pa macho epek... besides lumalaki na rin ang tyan ko.

It was my first day yesterday... i was toured by the sexy attendant named Nemfa... kapangalan nya yung nasa LPG commercial... hehehe... sexy si nemfa.... tapos tinuruan ako ng mga basic excercises like stretching, aero and other eklats. Marami akong funny characters na napansin dun... sheet... as in funny... eto ang mga classification...

1. Feeling owner ng gym. Mga feeling Alpha Male epek... eto yung mga konyo na kung umasta ay parang sila ang may ari ng gym. Pag kapasok sa pinto naghahanap ng bagong mukha ... he would look at him from head to toe... tatabihan at gagawa ng routine sa tabi ng bagito. Mga loud mouth yang mga yan.... siguro they've been working out for about x number of years... meron sigurong childhood problem.

2. The Macho Badings. Malalaki din ang mga katawan nyan... malalagkit ang tingin. Friendly naman yang mga yan... tatabi minsan sa yo sa stationary bike... makikipagkwentuhan... hihintayin ka hangang shower... sori na lang... hindi ako naliligo sa gym... hehehe.

3. Feeling Alpha Male Category 2. Eto yung mga tipong know it all ng mga gym routines... Mga lintek na loud mouth. Everytime na binibuhat nila ang weights... sumisigaw ng sumisigaw.... AHHHH... OHHHHHHHHH... shet... sobrang lakas... parang walang pakialam sa mundo... sarap kotongan... hehehehe... Mga salamin genik yang mga yan... feeling macho and guwapo.... Mukha namang suso.

4. Mrs. Seductives. Mga sexy na matrona... minsan merong maganda... minsan merong ewan... pero eto ang bottom line... gagawa yan ng any routine sa harap mo... kahit panget ka o guwapo ka... ang objective ng mga yan ay to seduce... to be the center of attraction sa gym. gagawa sila ng routine sa harap mo... they will distract you... wag mo silang patulan... kasi man hater yang mga yan... kaya nga nag gi gym yang mga yan e... galing sa depression stage... hehehehe...

5. True blue sexy chic. Simple... sexy... di maarte... kaya lang minsan may duling. Di bale na... sexy naman.

6. Mga bondat boys. Mga bagito... hehehehe... isa na ako dun... mga ex policemen... na retrench... iniwan ng syota... mga dating body builders... or just people who wants to make a difference kuno.

Ayan ang mga funny characters sa gym... hehehehe.... o sya sya... work out muna... tapos biyahe para maka boundary.

PS... for tsami i recorded a song MP3 format... the way you look tonight...
http://rapidshare.de/files/5415783/The_way_you_look.zip.html

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