Sunday, May 29, 2005

Traffic Enforcers

The Traffic Enforcer is the Goverment of the Road. They do not impose traffic regulations but they impose traffic. They live up to ther position... kaya nga traffic enforcer eh dapat parating may traffic sa daan. Pag walang traffic sa Alabang-Zapote road... ibig sabihin noon these people feel they are not doing their job... lagot sila kay Mayor.

Isa sa pa sa function nila ay manghuli ng mga kolorum... Mang hulidap. Hulidap means you catch them and you holdup them... holdup. Let's call them green boys kasi here in our place kulay green ang motif ni mayor... sa makati si binay kulay yellow... sa pasay kulay grey... di ko pa napansin yung sa markina kasi si Fernando na head ng MMDA kulay pink ang motif nya... baka naka kulay pink yung uniform ng mga enforcers dun.

May kapitbahay ako na tatlong magpipinsang greenboys... ang mga de la Cruz cousins. At first they started out with a scooter and everytime they arrive biglang merong mga bubusina na di pa gaanong malakas. After a year or two... meron na silang mga 250 cc na mga motor at ngayon pag dumating na yang mga yan naka wangwang na. They wear boots and cowboy hats with their matching green uniform. Nung una din medyo maliliit ang tyan at mga payat. Ngayon nag bobondatan na ang mga tyan at sunog na sunog ang kulay. Last time nung namatay ang kapit bahay namin they assisted the funeral procession grabe... direderetso ang patay sa sementeryo at di na trapik. Yan ang extra raket ng mga yan... maging escord or hagad sa mga Kasal at Patay. Hinahawi nila ang mga sasakyan para padaanin ang mga yan with their matching wang wang down to the cemetry. Minsan pag may convoy ng patay kinakawayan ko sila para kunwari part of the procession... iwas trapik.

I always see to it na pag may occassion sa bahay nila andun ako kasi ok naman silang utuin e... Minsan nagrereklamo yang mga yan pag mga politiko daw ang sinasabayan nila. Saksakan daw ng kuripot. Yung mga anak daw, bisita, kamag anak pupunta lang sa super market me escort na green boys pa. And this is where your taxes goes. Feeling daw ng mga lintek na sinasamahan nila they are the only sons and daughters of Buddah. Tama nga naman dahil bukod sa wala silang hulidap... Gutom ang inaabot nila.

32 Comments:

At 6/07/2005 07:48:00 AM, Anonymous Smash!ngMOM said...

Para Jet! Pasakay naman... Tama ka, "The Traffic Enforcer is the Goverment of the Road. They do not impose traffic regulations but they impose traffic. They live up to ther position... kaya nga traffic enforcer eh dapat parating may traffic sa daan."
Oo nga, Pag may Traffice Enforcer, may TRAFFIC!!! Madalas din ako dumaan ng Alabang- Zapote. Bad trip talaga ang traffic patungong SM... Hate na hate ko yung one-way este ubusan system ng greenboys. Matapos mong maghintay ng matagal, magkaka-bottle neck lang naman din sa dulo. Plus, tinuturaan nito ang mga ibang drivers sumakop ng lane ng mga kasalubong! Yan, ganyan nga ang ginagawa diyan sa may Zapote, maraming sumasalubong diyan, di naman hinuhuli... Kaya tuloy mas maganda siguro kung wala na lang traffice enforcers! It works ha, tignan mo yung parteng patungnong Festival Mall, StopLight lang yon ha! Mas kagalang-galang kasi ang StopLight, dahil wala itong pinapanigan at constant ang waiting time... Pero paano naman ang kabuhayan ng mga green boys? Huwag sila mag-alala. Pwede sila mag walis ng kalsada at tuloy pa rin ang Hulidap! Tama hulihin nila ang nagkakalat sa kalsada pati na rin ang "dumudura" (Oops, ang poise!)Salamat Jet, dito na lang ako sa tabi, bayad ko ha less 20% Senior Citizen Discount...
=)Smash!ngMOM

 
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