Sunday, May 29, 2005

Four Primary Causes of Traffic

1. Accidents... which are very normal here in the Philippines... after the accident instead of asking each others' insurance details... normal na proseso ang mag murahan muna ang both parties. Then enter.... traffic enforcers, pulis patola o MMDA (Metro Manila Dugas Authority)... these jerks would just watch the parties make it a go in a word war... PI mo... tanga ka... sira ulo ka pala... so forth and so on.. And these greenboys, pulis and dugas authority are like vultures... kung sino ang akala nilang pwede nilang idiin at kurakutan sisimulan nilang sisihin... well sori ka na lang pag wala kang koneksyon... The word war will last for about two hours. Hihintayin mo pa ang potographer o yung gagawa ng sketch... another hour. Tapos kung medyo grabe yung tow truck will arrive two hours after the din.

2. May dumaang politikong pulpol o goverment official. Pag nangyari yan... patay ang pasada mo. In fairness... matino naman ang mga politiko dito sa lugar namin... wala akong nabalitaang nag papa e escort. Pero yung mga pulitiko sa karatig siyudad... nakopo... pati ata mga katulong di escort. Of course don't porget da senators and da tongressmen. This is where your taxes go... para sa mga perks ng mga pogi at mga magagandang yan such sa traffic escorts (mga pulis, colored boys at saka dugas authority)... Pag hindi ka tumabi at kinawayan ka... tututukan ka ng baril, sisigawan ka o titekitan ka... illegal parking daw... atsuu... Sabagay kaya pala the senators are pushing for the VAT bill dahil nagrereklamo na ang mga escort nilang hagad sa kabaratan nila... ang VAT na makokolekta ng gubyerno ay for additional tips for their escorts... I hope and pray na wag malala ang karma nyo hanggang sa mga apo nyo sa tuhod.

3. May patay o kasal. Sabagay these are two similar things... simbahan ang pinangalingan... itong dalawang okasyan na 'to ay bread and butter ng mga pari, pastor, pulis at ni meyor. .. bakit nasama si meyor? e paano... parehong me certificate...

4. Traffic efficiency via buhos system. What in da hell is dis? Sa lugar namin... yung traffic management office has developed a way to really enforce traffic... para lalong mas ma traffic... ginagawa nila... isang lane lang ang patatakbuhin... after every thirty minutes. ibubuhos nila ang flow ng isang side every thirty minutes... let's say... yung galing sa zapote muna ang go and naka stop yung galing alabang... that is for thirty minutes... tapos... after that ... stop yung galing zapote ang go naman ay yung galing alabang... ang galing talaga nila... yung travel time mo pinapahaba nila... kung ang bahay mo ay one kilometer away lang sa pinangalingan mo, you'll be spending about an hour and half sa loob ng jeepney... kaya buti pa... MAGLAKAD KA NA LANG!!!

7 Comments:

At 5/30/2005 02:53:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

anong ika-apat?

san ka rin nakakita na hatinggabi na may trapik pa? at may nagtatrapik pa!

di ba?

 
At 5/30/2005 07:48:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

siguro ang ikaapat ay pag bumaha.

 
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